Pop Goes The Weasel Day!

Why, it's Pop Goes The Weasel Day. How droll. How simply amusing. How weaselly. ...I'm really not sure what else to say about this holiday. Oh! Actually, guess what? Turns out, that song is from when people used to use spinning wheels! There was a part called the weasel, or something...okay, this story is rapidly losing interest. Just ignore me. Or Google it or something. :)

Random picture of the day:

Ooh, hovering trees and assorted clumps of dirt. How lovely. Just add spray cheese for a lovely appetizer. Serves 12.

Anyway, today's quotes are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"This is foof. We do not spray foof in the classroom." I do.

"You look like Mario without the mustache." Then what's the point?

"Who wants a frozen shoe?" Really, who doesn't want a frozen shoe?


"If you look closely at 'The Last Supper,' how many people ordered the shrimp cocktail?" Turns out, it's the same amount of people who ordered it if you look at it from far away, as well. Answer: not enough.