National Candied Orange Peel Day!

Happy National Candied Orange Peel Day! I don't know what that is, but it sounds both delicious and national!

Random picture of the day:

Ooooh! Butterfly! I like butterflies! ...for breakfast...
Anyway, today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"My teeth hurt so I don't know if I'll be able to read." Mmm-hmmm...so if your eyes hurt you wouldn't be able to brush your teeth?

"I don't know about the 'likes Spandex.'" Ooookay.

"I just want someone to pour paint on me." Because, really, who doesn't want that?

"I'm using Aubrey as a weapon." *psychiatrist voice* And how does that make her feel?