National Goof-Off Day!

Happy National Goof-Off Day! ...do what you will with that. I have chosen to throw a party on top of the Eiffel Tower, complete with complimentary cheeseburgers. I am not quite sure how this connects, but it seems to fit the bill. I'd invite you, but...I'm having trouble with the cheeseburger part.

(See? This is what you'd be getting.)





(This is what you are actually getting. Notice the blank space. Sadness.)

But while you're waiting for the party to start (which may be a while), here are some Words from the category of Random Roulette Wheel! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Or is that gonna turn your brain to goo?" Whaddya mean 'turn'?

"So now you have two different eyebrows." This is probably a good sign.

"I always like pretending to be Wolverine with pencils." Yarr! I am Wolverine! I have good penmanship! Also, apparently I am a pirate! Yarr!

"It's, like, a big pile of fire!" Mm-hmm. We call those infernos, dear.