Along with that theme (except not at all), today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"'Cause you're annoying! I could ski off your hair! Shut up!" The thing about skiing off hair, though...it's so annoying, 'cause all the dried-up gel really fudges up your ski wax...plus it's just gross.
"She looks like a lobster." I'm actually gonna take that as a compliment. I mean, who doesn't want to be like a red crustacean? All...red...and, um...crusty?
Person 1: "Is she dead?"
Person 2: "No, I'm getting inspiration! Shut up!" Or I'll ski off your hair.
"I was checking the grooves on this and accidentally mauled you...[sarcastic] my bad!" Yeah. Kind of is, actually. But that's okay...I'll be contacting you in the form of sue-age (actually that sounds really gross when you say it out loud) after I need a SPLEEN TRANSFUSION! But of course I'm FINE!
2 comments:
"I'm going to ski off your hair" should totally be a new insult.
I know, right?
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