Chocolate-Covered Anything Day. Epic Win!

Today is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day. I am now off to dip some strawberries I found in chocolate, along with a few marshmallows, some pretzels, three moldy socks I found inside the printer, and some white chocolate. Please feel free to join me in this grand expedition of awesomeness!! :D

...I would like to say that, after Googling Chocolate-Covered Anything Day, I was mildly disturbed by the fact that a picture of babies popped up. But there was also this fantastic picture!

Yum. But anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Fairly Gross category. (Hardly similar to the holiday.) My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Didn't you raffle it off? His head?" Yes, but there were a surprisingly small number of participants. I haven't the faintest idea why.

"Speaking of brains collapsing..." Always a good conversation starter. Especially at parties.

"And we had it in a bin of blood so when you picked it up it just dripped blood." That lovely image came from a teacher, folks. I really don't want to know what subject that pertained to.

Person 1: "You're lucky I'm not wearing a hat that I could throw across the room."
Person 2: "You're lucky you're not wearing a face that I could rip off." Um. What? No comprendo.