I have just been informed that "You cannot open iTunes, because another person is using it. Please tell the other person to quit using it, then try again." Though my soul was slightly crushed by this impersonal announcement made by my computer, I tried to shrug it off and go on with my daily computer life. Approximately five minutes and twenty-two seconds later, iTunes opened of its own accord. I don't know why.
(I know you care! My soul is no longer crushed! Be happy for me! :D) Just kidding. About the soul-crushing and you-should-care parts, anyway. So, have a lovely plate of Kinda Gross WFTH!! My comments are in italics! :)
Person 1: "Yes, unfortunately I did see your brains oozing out of someone else's ears. I knew they were yours because they were bright green."
Person 2: "Huh. I was under the impression that my brain had purple polka dots."
Person 1: "And also a rainbow bow on top." Oookaay...
"It's chunky and hairy. I don't think it's a beauty mark." Well, it sure sounds beautiful.
"Why would a fairy have zits?" Pores full of pixie dust, probably. Or Pixie Stix! Mmm...colored sugar in a tube...
"It's decaying chickie head day!" Oh, good. I was wondering when I could start decorating my Decaying Chickie Head tree.
3 comments:
eeewwwww...we don't celebrate decaying chickie head day at my house--for religious reasons, of course.
Hey, the brain was mine!
...that didn't come out quite right.
The chunky, hairy one always makes me gag. Ech.
Decaying chickie head day? Will there be cake?
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