"I just know that I'd be one of those people who, if they got shot in the hand, would start screaming like crazy."
"And he's, like, 'Now I see black dots. Now my arms are tingling. Now my legs are flailing randomly.' and I'm, like, 'Yeah. We noticed.'"
Person 1: [removes pencil from hair]
Person 2: "Yeah, can I have that back?"
Person 1: "Why did you put a pencil in my head?"
Person 2: "I thought it might cheer you up."
Person 1: "What logic is that? 'Here, let me stick a sharp object near your brain,' no, that doesn't work for Morgan!"
Person 2: "It works for Colleen..."
Person 3: "Colleen loves getting her brain stabbed."
Peace,
Eve S. D'ropper
4 comments:
Squidsmas sounds strangely cultish, yet very alluring.
LOL. Thanks, Blake. :D
When did this brain-stabbing conversation occur and why wasn't I present? (See you later today! :D)
At lunch. I'm pretty sure you were Person 3. Maybe your body was present but your mind wasn't...oooh....
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