I do not have a car. I named it anyway. XD"[summarizing a poem] Okay, then...person...want...friend...dig up plants...move across town!" Caveman...love...
"I hate spiders. My buddy and I went huntin' once and I walk into this huge spiderweb. I shot it." I'm sure that helped the situation a lot.
"Let me cure the slime for you!" Uummm, feel free.
Person 1: "At 4:30 in the morning, 'spork' is the funniest word in the world."
Person 2: "'Sponge' is 3:30, 'spork' is 4:30--and at 2 in the morning: 'handcuffs.'" Thank you. I will now make a chart for extra reference.
"Does anybody know how to do this crap so I don't die on the pedestal of doom?" Nope! Have fun on your doomly pedestal!
4 comments:
You named your nonexistent car "XD" ? What's wrong with...y'know Bob?
Also what does the pedestal of doom look like?
Um, because Bob is so mundane! Have you ever heard of a nonexistent car named Bob? I didn't think so! :)
It is made of poisoned fudge, with lots of toadstools on top, a la Lewis Carroll
Handcuffs are always funny.
I remember reading that top poem!
True dat. Same with straightjackets.
I know, right? One can never forget, after such an interesting summary. Although you weren't there for the summary...but now you can never forget! :)
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