Face Your Fears Day!

Today is Face Your Fears Day! I tried to say I was "afraid" of not having homework so that the teachers would help me face this "fear" and therefore not assign anything.
Alas.
It didn't work.
Are you afraid of large, captioned pictures of animals? Here, let me help you face that.

So.
Anyway.
Today's Words From The Hallway are in the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D


"Ah! I dropped my eye! Whoa. That sounded weird." Yes. Yes, we picked right up on that.

Person 1: "Does your TV get black and white?"
Person 2: [completely seriously]: "Yes, on Channel 64!" Wow. Just...wow.

"This is not a country!" This is also not a squid! ...by the way, ladies 'n' germs, the phrase in quotes was said by a teacher. And isn't that just great.

"When I was negative 31 years old I was born." You sure about that?

"I forgot I had an eyeball on my forehead." Well, that's easy to forget.