Turns out, there's no mail on Columbus Day. If my brother had known that four hours ago, his life this afternoon might have been full of a bit less disappointment. :) But on the plus side...you still get Words From The Hallway! Lucky you! (Aren't you thrilled!)
Today's category is: Fairly Mean! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"And they were, like, 'I hope you scarred them for life,' and I was like, 'Of course! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't?'" Good point. I look for that life-scarring quality in all my friends.
Person 1: "You filthy animal!" [gets weird stare from teacher] "Which I love! I love animals!" Yuh-huh.
"[in Bowser voice] Stupid green Mario!" Luigi, Bowser's picking on me again! Beat him up for me!
"That's how the cookie crumbles...that's how the fat man rolls down the stairs." Ahh, so wise...
2 comments:
Ohohoh, I had one for you, but I forgot it!
Only fat men roll down stairs? How sexist! If I was fat, I would be quite offended that I couldn't roll down stairs too!
If I was fat, I would do nothing but roll down stairs. All the time. Like penguins on snowy hills, only squishier. ...ick.
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