Or maybe she's depressed. You never can tell with mannequins. Or bees. But that's another story. ;)
Today's WFTH are from the Say What? 'genre.' My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D
"The flute flows into your ears." Um, ow! Did you mean the flute music, perhaps? Or are the woodwinds just gently being violent? Next they'll be flowingly punching people.
Person 1: "Seven ways to cook a monkey!"
Person 2: "Deep-fried, boiled, fried, with ice cream, with hot sauce, with sprinkles, in a pan with noodles! Seven types of penguins!"
Person 3: "Emperor, king, macaroni, blue cloud, green cloud, in a pan with noodles!" That's only six...you forgot lilac cloud!
"You friend mine. Meet you nice." You eighth-grade caveman. Me trying to forget meeting you.
"I need to get shorter. Where's a book?" And I need to get hungrier. Where's a porch swing?
"There are cherubs in my kitchen." Angelic panic! Call the winged police! ...or something.
3 comments:
I think the pirate looks like Princess Leia...y'know if she wore a pirate hat instead of cinnamon buns on her ears.
I had no idea books made you shorter...better quit reading!!
Books make you shorter? *measures self* BY JOVE, I've lost an inch since I started Hamlet!
I'd love to know the pretense of the monkey and penguin one, because it made me laugh.
I think the person was going to put a book on his/her head.
Ha, angelic panic.
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