Today is Officially Mean...

As declared by me. :) That is to say, the quotes today are from the Mean category!
May I just do a little song first: [ahem]

It's Friday! Woo!


...that is the song. There's a dance, too, but it's kinda hard to type.
My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D


"[singing] Someday my prince will come, and I'll slice him in half with my dress..." Yeah, yeah, and the birds will sing, and wedding squids have bling, etc., etc. Old news, people. Moving on.

"You're the creeper who wears a trenchcoat." So true. ...That was a teacher talking, by the way.

Person 1: "You die of hypothermia. And then you get eaten by a shark."
Person 2: "Or a dinosaur." Well, don't all try to save me at once.

"[weird fake accent] My spoon thinks you're ugly." Oh, yeah? I have a fork. You don't wanna mess with me.

"I'll beat you with a pretzel." Did I mention it's a metal fork? Fork beats pretzel every time! It's like rock/paper, but it actually makes sense.